Spiders(2000)

Production Company: Cobwebster Coporation

Genre: Sci-fi/Horror

Rating: R

Runtime: 90 Minutes

Tagline: The Fate of the Human Race is hanging by a thread.

The box fooled us.

Yeah, I know what they say. Never judge a book by it's cover. But, when you take a look at the cover of this movie, it makes you think, "Wow, this could be a goldmine! A really good movie to add to the 'stuff that suprised us' list! Score!" So, C and myself rented this piece, took it over to C's house, grabbed a pizza, popped the tape in, and watched.

Someone needs to burn in hell for this movie.

The plot is so incredibly lame. A lot of the lines from the movie are taken from other, more successful movies like "the Matrix", "Terminator 2", and so on. In the ending part of the movie, we are treated to a giant Spider hell-bent on destroying the city, and the only thing that can stop it are two lame characters in a hellicopter, shooting what appear to be spray painted Nerf Spiro-Force footballs at the monstrosity.

The worst part about the whole thing? The footballs stopped it.

Please, never rent this movie. Don't let the cover fool you, this movie will kill you. I attempted twice to leap from the roof of C's house, but the movie disoriented me so, I managed only to take a swan dive directly into his toilet on the first attempt, and flung myself down a flight of stairs on the second, knocking myself unconcious. C later told me that I was foaming at the mouth, and he was tempted to call animal control to take me away. In retrospect, it probably would have been for the best.

Run away, very fast.