People who should be drug out into the street and shot.

Updated: 2.26.02

Okay, let's get one thing straight. Sometimes, it's not the actor or actress that ruins the movie. Okay? I've said it. There. BUT! There are always, and I mean ALWAYS, exceptions to the rule. We here at "Rotten-Ass Movies" have decided to do damn near anything for a few cheap thrills, and even cheaper laughs. By that, we watch lots of horrid movies that make us want to tear our eyes out, or eviscerate ourselves at the very least. Because we do this, we've noticed recurring trends in bad movies. Frequently, the bad movies have the same actors and actresses. So, in the interest of fairness, and because I've still got community service to do from when I made a pyre of bad movies in my front lawn while running around it naked and chanting "I've killed the Mantis, the year is over," we've decided to post a list of people whom you should avoid, at all costs.

Maria Ford
Tom Selleck
Jaime Lee Curtis
Drew Barrymore
David Arquette
Jennifer Aniston
Lou Diamond Phillips
Charles Bronson
Meg Ryan
The Olsen Twins
Steven Seagal
Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio
Hulk Hogan
Andrew Dice Clay
Fran Drescher
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Neve Campbell
Olivia Newton John

The following people are on Probation. They don't neccessarily make bad movies, they just lower the quality of the movie with their very presence.

Bob Hoskins
Dolph Lundgren
Gerrard Depardu
Pauly Shore
Tom Arnold
Richard Gere

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