Terror Eyes

Genre: Horror
Length: Nobody Knows
Producers: Park-Schilling Production Co.
Tagline: No more films... no more horror... what's the Devil to do?

Good Question.

It's too bad the answer sucks ass.
It's been over three months since I watched "Terror Eyes." And you know what? I still have trouble sleeping at nights. The acting in the movie is horrible. The plots are lame. The cha...what's that you say? "Plots? Plural? What the hell kind of movie is this?"
Well, like "H.P. Lovecraft's Necronomicon", this movie is a collection of stories. You see, the main plot is this. A struggling magazine writer is having trouble coming out with a new scary story to publish. So, she and a group of friends go out on a camping trip, where none-other than Satan, THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, appears. But, unlike the Satan we all know and love, he wants to help the writer get a story together by killing her boyfriend and taking his place for the night.
Meanwhile, during the campout, the other couple that came along with our writer is telling horror stories to amuse the masses (all four of them). Stories are told. Stories of such bad plot and bad acting that you wanna drop down on your knees and beg the lord of darkness to take your soul and tear you to pieces for all eternity. Suicide cannot save you from this movie, oh, no! I tried! Believe me! I put a nail in my forehead, and the wound miraculously healed, so that the Evil One could force me to watch the rest of this movie.
He is evil. Beware the powers of the Devil.

Put a Nail in Your Forehead, kids!